Nicki Minaj is a twat.

dem0litionl0ser:

heyfunniest:

glitterweave:

i got this shirt and it has this weird ruffled hood / neck so i can wear it like this

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but if its gets cold i can also put it over my mouth and nose like this

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and when it rains i can use it as a hoodie

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and when i need to attend an emergency kkk meeting it works too

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and i can also pretend to be the pixar lamp

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IT’S BACK FINALLY 

(via theghostoftheneonlight)

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5 hours ago
ratchetmessreturns:

damn someone make an amber alert for her missing ass

ratchetmessreturns:

damn someone make an amber alert for her missing ass

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836
Posted
8 hours ago

-annoying:

i want a hot body but i also want hot wings

(via inthesummerheat)

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368007
Posted
9 hours ago

happiest:

them nights when you wish someone was just laid next to you cuddling you or just fucking the shit out of you

(via octopus-mischief)

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121988
Posted
10 hours ago

Mark Patterson (via kushandwizdom)

(via tantrum-s)

No relationship is perfect so just find the right one to go through hell and heaven with.
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Posted
10 hours ago
blessongeorge:

aw man. ok, u guys hide and i’ll count to 30

blessongeorge:

aw man. ok, u guys hide and i’ll count to 30

(via ruinedchildhood)

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Posted
16 hours ago

agender-unicorn:

vardaesque:

cheesoisuncool:

theres no difference between exercise and black magic both of them hurt your body at first and drain you of energy but the more you dabble in it the more powerful you become

this is the most inspiring thing i have ever read

i’ll just stick to black magic thanks

(via toejamjoolz)

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17 hours ago