Nicki Minaj is a twat.

milgramexperiment:

tall people: if we are walking together please take into consideration my tiny legs. i cant keep up with you. please think of my tiny legs i dont want to be jogging to keep up with your leisurely stroll you TITANS

(Source: internetqueers, via ejaysaurus)

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I matched up with this guy on Tinder that I had a huge crush on in high school. He recognized me. 16 year old me is absolutely thrilled :D

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minicanada:

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE TWEET EVER

minicanada:

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE TWEET EVER

(via c0ld-cereal)

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amourpizza:

ifagrizzlycouldtalk:

blainekatzman:

im really mad at how accurate this is

A moment of silence for our fallen bearded brother who sacrificed himself for the sake of this disgustingly accurate illustration.


Is that even the same person

amourpizza:

ifagrizzlycouldtalk:

blainekatzman:

im really mad at how accurate this is

A moment of silence for our fallen bearded brother who sacrificed himself for the sake of this disgustingly accurate illustration.

Is that even the same person

(Source: meme-meme, via doyou-hearthe-peoplesing)

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intensional:

i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word

(via pepsicatface)

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1 day ago

iswearimnotnaked:

my brother left his drink at taco bell and was like “where’s my baja blast?” and my sister just quietly whispers “in the baja past”

(via alaska-flight)

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1 day ago
cumsumption:

The question of our generation.

cumsumption:

The question of our generation.

(Source: , via narwhalwarrior23)

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